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Aotearoa’s fan-favourite comedian returns to New Zealand in 2026 with even more understated punchlines and her signature deadpan delivery in the brand-new show, Fatty On a Yacht.
Ever felt like you don't belong? Like everyone else got the memo — and you turned up in the wrong outfit, on the wrong day, on the wrong yacht?
Carlson's new show, Fatty On a Yacht, is for anyone who's ever tried to squeeze into a space — physical or social — and thought, "This can't be right”.
It's about not fitting in, standing out, and laughing about it anyway.
Carlson will kick off her Fatty On a Yacht tour at the newly opened BNZ Theatre in Hamilton on December 4 and Auckland’s Te Paepae Theatre at the NZICC on December 5, then continue throughout December, heading to Dunedin, Christchurch, Wellington, before finishing in Tauranga on December 17.
Tickets go on sale to the public on Friday 13 March at 12pm local time.
Urzila Carlson — Just No!
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